Archive for 2008

July 7, 2008 – “Happiness is finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry.” Johnny Carson

July 5, 2008 – “I’ve been terrible at remembering people’s names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.” Tallulah Bankhead

July 3, 2008 – “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” Will Rogers

June 25, 2008 – “A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill

June 24, 2008 – “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright

By Jude T. Feld The Personal Flag of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Dictionary.com describes patience as the bearing of provocation, annoyance, misfortune, or pain, without complaint, loss of temper, irritation, or the like. Considered a “Gift of the Holy Spirit” by the Christian church, patience seems uncommonly bestowed on royals by the Third Person […]

June 21, 2008 – “There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” Jack E. Leonard

June 20, 2008 – “In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand

June 19, 2008 – “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder

By Jude T. Feld No pickets this time? No People for the Ethical Treatment of Tigers? The pundits kind of side-stepped the medication issue too. “It’s just over-the-counter medication he’s taking. The kind you can buy in any pharmacy.” What a performance. Tiger Woods, noticeably in tremendous pain, hobbling around Torrey Pines after popping some […]