Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

June 23, 2010 – “Money can’t buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you are being miserable.” Clare Boothe Luce.

June 12, 2010 – “Life is a gamble at terrible odds. If it were a bet, you would not take it.” Tom Stoppard

June 11, 2010 – “The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet.” James Oppenheim

June 1, 2010 – “I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn’t be a staring contest.” Frank Sinatra

May 26, 2010 – “He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.” Mickey Mantle

May 20, 2010 – “Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.” Casey Stengel

May 15, 2010 – “Get your Preak on!”

May 9, 2010 – “Coaches are an integral part of any manager’s team, especially if they are good pinochle players.” Former Orioles Manager Earl Weaver

May 3, 2010 – “Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.” Walter Elliott

April 29, 2010 – “I like the fact that we’re drawn next to both of Baffert’s horses. Maybe they can rub together and give us some luck, who knows?” Nick Zito