Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

February 2, 2009 – “If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it’s possible that I’m a little too awesome.” Barack Obama

January 25, 2009 – “In a conversation, remember that you’re more interested in what you are saying than anyone else is.” Andy Rooney

January 17, 2009 – “No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.” Sam Rayburn

December 31, 2008 – “You can’t get unfamous. You can get infamous, but you can’t get unfamous.” Dave Chappelle

December 29, 2008 – “The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run, we are all dead.” John Maynard Keynes

December 22, 2008 – “Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.” Richard Lewis

December 21, 2008 – “All human beings have three lives – public, private, and secret.” Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

December 11, 2008 – “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt!” Dean Martin

November 21, 2008 – “Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll be surprised at how little you have.” Ernest Haskins

November 12, 2008 – “You don’t get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.” Stephen Pollard