Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

March 28, 2008 – “My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.” Jerry Seinfeld

March 26, 2008 – “Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.” Robert Schuller

March 20, 2008 – “People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” Leo J. Burke

March 16, 2008 – “It’s all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you’re properly trained.” Queen Elizabeth II

March 14, 2008 – “If Jack Nicklaus can win the Masters at 46, I can win the Kentucky Derby at 54.” Bill Shoemaker

March 12, 2008 – “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” Oscar Wilde

March 10, 2008 – “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow

March 8, 2008 – “Man, if you gotta ask, you’ll never know.” Louis Armstrong

March 5, 2008 – “In New Orleans, gluttony is a way of life.” Morton J. Horowitz

March 3, 2008 – “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” Mae West