Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

September 29, 2014 – “People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” Joan Rivers

September 24, 2014 – “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you are probably an only child.” Linda Sunshine

September 1, 2014 – “You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” George Burns

August 17, 2014 – “How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it’s quite clearly Ocean.” Arthur C. Clarke

August 4, 2014 – “Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” Aldous Huxley

July 20, 2014 – “Having critics praise you is like having the hangman say you’ve got a pretty neck.” Eli Wallach

July 18, 2014 – “It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.” Earl Weaver

July 16, 2014 – “If markets were rational, I’d be waiting tables for a living.” Warren Buffett

July 7, 2014 – “Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

June 6, 2014 – “For some reason, people want to see you fail. That’s not your problem, that is their problem.” Sandra Bullock