Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

January 1, 2013 – Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties. Barbara Walters

December 16, 2012 – “Violence does, in truth, recoil upon the violent, and the schemer falls into the pit which he digs for another.” Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

December 10, 2012 – “If it weren’t for problems, the work day would be over by 10 a.m.” Woody Allen

November 19, 2012 – “The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.” Oscar Wilde

November 2, 2012 – “My grandfather was very into horse racing and I found some of his old journals and got into it from there. It has a lot of parallels to skiing. It’s a fun lifestyle, being around the racetrack.” Bode Miller

October 5, 2012 – “An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last.” Winston Churchill

September 10, 2012 – “If you can’t explain it to a six-year-old, you don’t understand it yourself.” Albert Einstein

August 13, 2012 – “Civilization begins with distillation.” William Faulkner

August 5, 2012 – “Television allows you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have in your home.” David Frost

July 4, 2012 – “I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.” Jimmy Carter