Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

March 22, 2013 – “Nothing makes a man so adventurous as an empty pocket.” Victor Hugo

March 20, 2013 – “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” Terry Pratchett

March 4, 2013 – “The two most beautiful words in the English language are ‘check enclosed.’” Dorothy Parker

February 17, 2013 – “People’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. This means, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” Jerry Seinfeld

February 14, 2013 – “In a full heart, there is room for everything.” Antonio Porchia

February 12, 2013 – “Always have bail money.” 50 Cent

February 3, 2013 – “I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I’m eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday, I thought, ‘Surrender to it. It’s nacho time.’ Then I ate nothing but Doritos all day.” Kristen Bell

February 2, 2013 – “If you agree with me on nine out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out of 12 issues, see a psychiatrist.” Ed Koch

January 20, 2013 – “This is un be lievable.” Trevor Denman

January 5, 2013 – “If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.” Erma Bombeck