Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

March 28, 2012 – “It’s easier to change a man’s religion than to change his diet.” Margaret Mead

March 8, 2012 – “If Mark Twain had had twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn’t have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.” Andy Borowitz

February 20, 2012 – “Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?” Abraham Lincoln

February 17, 2012 – “A smile is the shortest distance between two people.” Victor Borge

January 30, 2012 – “I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?” Jean Kerr

January 28, 2012 – “It is better to live rich than to die rich.” Samuel Johnson

December 22, 2012 – “Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” Robert Heinlen

November 14, 2011– “No man is rich enough to buy back his past.” Oscar Wilde

November 3, 2011 – “I won the Derby four years in a row…….the Nebraska Derby.” Scooter Dickey

October 20, 2011 – “An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a narrow field.” Niels Bohr