Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

October 14, 2011 – “All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.” Red Skelton

October 12, 2011 – “If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.” Albert Einstein

October 10, 2011 – “I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.” Tony Curtis

September 25, 2011 – “Be careful of reading health books. You might die of a misprint.” Mark Twain

September 21, 2011 – “Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.” Woody Allen

September 5, 2011 – “Modern paintings are like women: You’ll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.” Freddie Mercury

August 23, 2011 – “He was tall. He could dance the tango. And if you dance the tango with a nice, tall man, you know what eventually will happen, don’t you?” Nancy Wake

August 9, 2011 – “Falling out of love is chiefly a matter of forgetting how charming someone is.” Iris Murdoch

August 6, 2011 – “Normal is not something to aspire to, it’s something to get away from.” Jodie Foster

August 4, 2011 – “The only way to let your dreams come true is to wake up.” Paul Valery