Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

July 19, 2011 – “If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren’t well enough to travel.” Sir Vivian Fuchs

July 18, 2011 – “The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.” – Jay Leno

July 1, 2011 – Man is the only animal that blushes…or needs to. Mark Twain

June 6, 2011 – “A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.” Wilson Mizner

May 18, 2011 – “Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage.” Theodore Roosevelt

May 10, 2011 – “People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.” George Carlin

April 26, 2011 – “If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can’t be done.” Peter Ustinov

April 18, 2011 – “Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they’re from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin’. And if we have an opinion, […]

April 5, 2011 – “Strive not to be a success but rather to be of value.” Albert Einstein

March 24, 2011 – “I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.” Elizabeth Taylor