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Wednesday, September 10th, 2008Never thought of it that way…

September 10, 2008 – “The only thing that grows in your hand is your putz.” Murray Seidner

Sunday, August 31st, 2008Perfect Timing

August 31, 2008 – “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.” Menifee

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008Quiet Please

August 19, 2008 – “Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.” Benjamin Franklin

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008Pack at the Track

July 23, 2008 – “We’re off the turf today…and probably will be through Labor Day.” Harvey Pack on opening day of Saratoga 2008

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.

July 22, 2008 – “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” Milton Berle

Sunday, July 20th, 2008“Never put off ’til tomorrow…”

July 20, 2008 – “No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home.” Kingsley Amis

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008Uneven Lies

July 16, 2008 – “It’s like replacing Bo Derek with Roseann Barr.” Golfer Johnny Miller on the switch from Cypress Point to Poppy Hills

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008Prada anyone?

July 15, 2008 – Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” Bo Derek

Saturday, July 12th, 2008Divine Providence

July 12, 2008 – “If the Lord hadn’t intended us to have a three-martini lunch, then why do you suppose he put all those olive trees in the Holy Land?” Jim Wright

Friday, July 11th, 2008Barack says…

July 11, 2008 – “It’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk or running for office.” Shirley MacLaine

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