Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

July 9, 2008 – “Happiness is a good martini, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman..or a bad woman, depending on how much happiness you can stand.” George Burns

July 7, 2008 – “Happiness is finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry.” Johnny Carson

July 5, 2008 – “I’ve been terrible at remembering people’s names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.” Tallulah Bankhead

July 3, 2008 – “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” Will Rogers

June 25, 2008 – “A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill

June 24, 2008 – “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright

June 21, 2008 – “There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” Jack E. Leonard

June 20, 2008 – “In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand

June 19, 2008 – “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder

June 7, 2008 – “When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.” Bette Midler