Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

February 2, 2008 – “The less we know, the longer our explanations.” Ezra Pound

January 25, 2007 – “America’s on bloody sale!” The words of a European horseplayer overheard at the DRF/NTRA National Handicapping Tournament.

January 22, 2008 – “Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.” Bob Hope

January 17, 2007 – “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” Oscar Wilde

January 14, 2008 – “Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?” Jim Bouton

January 11, 2008 – “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” Graucho Marx

January 7, 2008 – “The higher you get up on the flagpole, the more your butt shows.” Roger Clemens

January 6, 2008 – “I can’t die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.” Phil Harris

December 31, 2007 – “The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” Joan Rivers

December 24, 2007 – “Nostalgia is a seductive liar.” George W. Ball