Archive for the ‘Bits’ Category

December 19, 2007 – Sanding. Painting. Laundry. Dishes. Cooking. Baking. It’s a lot of work being metro at the Holidays. Paul J. Feld

December 13, 2007 – “The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.” Stephen Fry

December 12, 2007 – “Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.” Unknown

December 10, 2007 – “Instead of getting married again, I’m gonna find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” Rod Stewart

December 9, 2007 – “I write one page of masterpiece to ninety-one pages of shit. I try to put the shit in the wastebasket.” Ernest Hemingway

December 7, 2007 – “Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose.” Bill Gates

November 29, 1007 – Seen on the sign of a Lexington, Kentucky church: “Forbidden fruits create many jams.”

November 28, 2007 – “They are incredible because their hat size, shoe size and I.Q. are all the same number.” Charlie Whittingham on jockeys

November 26, 2007 – “The whole world is about three drinks behind.” Humphrey Bogart

November 22, 2007 – “People who throw kisses are notoriously lazy.” Bob Hope